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9781468124316 English 1468124315 If you've ever heard a Jewish, Pagan, Italian, Irish, Pagan, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Pagan, Pagan, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Pagan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Pagan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Pagan Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Pagan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many Pagan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do Pagans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***An evil genie captured a Pagan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing.The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst.The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off.The Pagan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window!***Did you hear about the Pagan who wore two jackets when she painted the house?The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats."***Why do Pagans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
9781468124316 English 1468124315 If you've ever heard a Jewish, Pagan, Italian, Irish, Pagan, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Pagan, Pagan, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Pagan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Pagan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Pagan Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Pagan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many Pagan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do Pagans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***An evil genie captured a Pagan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing.The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst.The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off.The Pagan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window!***Did you hear about the Pagan who wore two jackets when she painted the house?The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats."***Why do Pagans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.